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Monday, July 31, 2006

A Super Wierd Arrangement (Upgraded)

OK, if you thought the previous wierd arrangement was wierd (hmmm, sounds duh, but, never mind), it has upgraded it's status of wierdness (well, the upgrade is not in the positive sense). I was asked to scout for a guitarist and a drummer for the Praise & Worship session during the wedding. So now, some conversations run through my mind as I envision the scenario when I ask someone for help:

Me: "Hi! Would you like to help me out in a (wierd - but not stated to enhance success) band or something? We need a guitarist. Someone's getting married."
Someone: "Hmmm, who is it?"
Me: "Actually, I don't know. ="
Someone: "Erm, you're playing for someone you don't know?"
Me: "Well, yes." (at this stage, the feeling of I-don't-know-how-to-explain-it-all starts to creep in, let alone the feeling of impending failure of convincing the someone I'm talking to)

[Questioning and conversation about the above 2 lines skipped]

Someone: "Oh, ok. So your teacher asked you to help her scout?"
Me: "Yup."
Someone: "Do I know her?"
Me: "Well, probably not."
Someone: "Oh, ok. Who else do I know who are there?"
Me: "Actually, I don't know anybody in the entire arrangement other than my teacher who arrowed me =\"
Someone: "..."

The interesting thing that I found out (well, I was never married in Lighthouse though I do envision that it would be Lighthouse should I be married), though, was that Lighthouse have a rule. The marriage couple could only enlist musicians (if they wanted any) from Lighthouse. External musicians are not allowed or something. Hmmm... some bad experiences with external people?

So, in short... additional wierd stuff about the upgraded situation
- My friend would be helping his/her friend (which is me), to help my teacher, to help her friend's friend in the wedding. Man... I bet friendster doesn't even have such a big number of degrees of friendship

- My friend would not know my teacher, or her friend, or her friend's friend or anyone else on earth in that arrangement other than me

- I still do not know my teacher's friend, or her friend's friend (Although I was told that they will be my friends-to-be. I guess it's a formality.)

As if the above isn't bad enough, I heard from my teacher that she bragged about me (erm, I'm nowhere near 10% of mozart's level. Hey, that's classical. Whatever) in order to reassure her that she didn't pick a lousy one. And she'll actually hear me out during the practise. ARRRRGHH!!! And also, like someone else (i think you'll know who you are when you read on)... IdislikeperformingIdislikeperformingIdislikeperformingIDISLIKEPERFORMING! This is bad =\ People should play and sing for the Lord. Not zoom in on some poor student arrowed by his teacher. Hmmm... stage fright may kick in, my hands would go cold and harden (as if the sanctuary isn't cold enough to already produce a perfect deep freeze. Man, someone ought to fill up that suggestion form with me) and all my chord sense may be lost as my mind slowly goes blank (I noticed such traumatic experiences like the mind going blank do not occur instantaneously. It happens at a fast rate though).

Oh, oh, if anyone is interested in becoming a guitarist or drummer and if you do not mind the above wierd arrangement and on top of other considerations in my previous post about the arrangement (http://glasscookie.blogspot.com/2006/07/wierd-arrangement.html), could you please drop me a message or something? (Hmmm, sounds like an advertisement. A bad one, to be exact.) Thanks!



9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't let the compliments get to your head, seriously, not meaning to be a cynic you must always consider the possibility that you are being used. As a freelance artist, never undercut, always demand a fair wage. This is the most ethical thing to do. Haha I've said this before but I'll just say it again for added effect :)

1:01 PM  
Blogger Glass Cookie said...

Erm, it ain't no compliment. In fact, such stuff (teacher's bragging) can't posisbly get into my head. It FREAKS me out!!! ARRRGH!!! =| I'm quite freaked out now.

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sure you'll get ang pao lah. sigh. guys.

1:19 PM  
Blogger Glass Cookie said...

My dear piano teacher, I'm doing this cause you asked me. Didn't really think of the ang pao. In fact, with wierd arrangements like these, the ang pao (though a nice incentive that I now know of) was actually not in my mind. hahahah

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes i know that. i do appreciate that. haven't i always been the nicest piano teacher to you?

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sigh, anyway it's up to you. Perhaps I'm too jaded by Western Capitalism, I don't know.

Weddings just seem to be a hotbed for sloppy deals and downright dispicable cheating, IMHO, and photographers and musicions seem to be the primary victims. A professional is, as a professional does, as they say, you may not regard yourself as a professional but I'm sure your clients will regard you as one. Think about it. You're going to put your best shot at this, right ? You're not going to just show up drunk or high or miss the appointment because you felt tired. This arrangment requires time, practice, rehersals, sweat, stress, etc.

I'm not saying you that should squeeze out your mutal aquaintence every last penny, I'm just saying don't get cheated. I mean, you've never even met the couple you are playing for right ? So this deal should be strictly on the basis of buissness. I suggest you meet up with them and iron out these details (without a proxy - your paino teacher !) before you actually start any practicing. Take look at the market, think about the time you would spend, how much you could make otherwise etc. A simple assesment, some research on the internet, a contract written in black and white. This will go very far.

This is buissness ethics, right ? If your piano teacher was your "friend", why don't you trying paying HER with "ang paos", I'm sure she'll appreciate that. Your mutal relationship is developed on a system of trust, trust measured in the value of money, a wage that is fair and where both parties are happy with the transaction.

Sorry if I sound harsh, haha. I just feel strongly about this. I know people (photographer) who've been in this exact situation and felt really cheated after.

3:46 PM  
Blogger Glass Cookie said...

Hahaha, it sounds so business-like. Well, there are 2 main reasons why I decided to help out.

1. My piano teacher

2. Just to see if my skills 'can make it' or not because playing Christian instrumental solos (which was how I started out) is quite different from playing for worship.

Actually, money was never in the picture, but thanks a lot Gabriel, for your thoughts and concern. And you're right. I don't see myself as a professional musician. Hahaha. =)

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok then, good luck, and have fun. I still think this is a lousy deal on your part, but if you enjoy it I suppose no harm is done.

1:33 AM  
Blogger Glass Cookie said...

Hahaha, music's me passion. Thanks a lot Gabriel!

1:34 AM  

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List Of My All-Time Big Stunts In M&D

30 Jul 2006 - When Silence Is Golden 2
It's funny how history repeats itself in a different form. This time, I minimised the volume of the keyboard to zero to try out a new song "I believe in miracles". And for yet (again, miraculously, ironically) another bizarre reason that I know not of, I actually turned the volume up WITHOUT knowing - and CONTINUED practising. Somehow the amplifiers were turned off by the sound guys (probably a safety measure against stuntmen like me?) until they could finally silence it no more and suddenly, out of the nowhere (oh, sorry, that would be the keyboard) came a loud note that penetrated the silence. I jerked in shock (very obviously). And yes, once again it's during the announcement time when silence is definitely golden.



04 Jun 2006 - Time and Congregation Waits For No Man
It was another faithful day in church, playing the keyboard for morning service, 9 and 11 a.m. After the 2nd service praise & worship session, it so happened that no one else could make it for the closing song. Well, since I was pretty free, I was asked to play it. So, I went down, charted out the chords, practised the piece in the tabernacle. On my way up the stairs, the first thought in my mind was: "Hey, it's so crowded. I need to get up the stairs. Now, how do I queeeeeze my way through?". The second thought in my mind was: "Hey, why is there a crowd coming down at this time? ... ... ... NOOOOOO!!!!!!" Man, time passes fast when you're practising the piano in church, and painstakingly slowly when it comes to exam pieces.



[No date] When Silence Is Golden
It was during the announcement, when pastor was giving out announcements before the offering song. Silence was observed as the pastor spoke. I retracted my hand from the score folder beyond the keyboard. For some amazing reason, my hand retraction path headed for the keys of the keyboard. And since the word 'fast' to describe the retraction rate was an understatement (for yet another reason I know not of)... you know the rest of the story.



[No Date] When Silence Is... Anything But Golden
Hmmm... once the amplifier on my side was switched off for some reason during praise & worship. And for some other reason that I know not of, I thought that the keyboard sound couldn't be heard. So, I tried pressing some keys. Didn't hear anything - drums were too loud. I proceeded to bang some keys repeatedly until... hmmm... I thought I heard something. Oh oh... ONLY my amplifier was turned off. (Note: Instrument: Brass sect 1, volume - max.)




List Of Other Small Stunts/Experiences In M&D

Fastest Fingers First
As a keyboardist, one usually comes into contact with different instruments within the same piece. It usually varies from strings, brass, violin to organ sounds. The funny thing is that sometimes, it is possible that your mind suddenly goes blank, and when the next instrument is required, I go "Oh no, what's the number combination for brass???!!! Wait wait wait wait...". And as usual, time and tide waits for no man. No. More accurately, a drummer waits for no number-fumbling keyboardist. Yea, that's the description man. Solution (ok, this is not a solution but an undesired consequence): Play a brass part with strings, or an organ part with brass, or none at all.



Cold Fingers
Usually, the atmosphere in the sanctuary is very cold to me. Sometimes, the atmosphere in the sanctuary is deep-freeze cold. Under cold or colder conditions, the fingers may or will harden and lose its dexterity. Then again, stuff could still be played, however stiff the fingers may be (with diminishing quality). Solution? Rub them while resting, or else, take off one playing hand and rub it vigorously without catching too much attention. I mean, what else can i do? I remove both hands when I need them ON they keyboard!!! Oh, I missed out that hand-clapping would be a sure kill to whatever heat you may have desperately tried to generate.



Record Breaker
Well, each week CD-RWs and envelopes used to contain the scores passed to musicians would be recycled. They are returned back to the musician's basket in the metal cabinet so that they can be used again. Of course, each time a person would return his/her envelope and CD used the previous week. Well, just somewhere in the 3rd week of June 2006 I returned a record holding of (prehaps of all-time in Lighthouse Evangelism's 16 years of establishment) of 9 envelopes with 3 missing somewhere at home. Oh well, you can't really blame me cause for the first time in my life, I saw the word "envelope" in the sms reminder about recycling. Or at least I would like to think so, about my first time noticing that word (fingers crossed).



Stubborn Pedal
Do you have any idea what it is like to have a pedal refusing to budge when moved with your feet, only to exceed its ideal position when you decide to set your adjusting strength to "brutal level". At that kind of rate, it just never gets to the position that you want it to be. Last resort: Bend down and move it with your hand just before the drummer starts his 4-beat intro to the next song.



Moving Pedal
Amazingly, although the pedal refuses to budge when you want it to, somehow it also refuses to stay in the spot when you want it to. And the more you pedal, the further it gets away from you no matter how you position your foot. And in extreme cases you may find yourself almost starting to slouch or slip from your seat, not that the keyboardist seat is any immobile than the pedal to begin with. Solution: Try to kick it back (this is the time when the above experience suddenly comes in again). Just what's with the pedal, I wonder?



Confession...
Take a look at the following score:

=)

Well, since strings sound somewhat soft, and somewhat muffled such that demisemiquavers are not to distinct, and considering it does take up time and there are 5 other pieces to go, and considering this is but 2 bars in a 100 bar piece, and considering blah blah blah... sometimes I play just a note. (OK, most of the time, happy?) Hey, I'm not the only keyboardist around guilty right? Someone tell me I'm not the only one... pleeeese....



Inventions
- Metal-coated tea bag to help with the sinking (Edmund Lum)

- Sound-powered telephone (Edmund Lum)

- Sound-powered telephone (Edmund Lum)

- Plug-in phones for plugging into a payphone to call - unable to recieve call. However, 10 cents will still be needed and you pay your monthly phone bills as usual (Edmund Lum)

- A clean dirt-free rubbish chute (Edmund Lum)

- A touchpad keyboard similar to the touchpad on a laptop, with letters on it (Edmund Lum)

- USB-portable touchpad (Edmund Lum)

- A square CD for better storage (Edmund Lum)

- Battery-powered book (Edmund Lum)

- Disposable dustbins (Edmund Lum)

- A "short circuit" switch that help save electricity when there is nobody at home (Edmund Lum)

- A white/black highlighter (Edmund Lum)

- Safety deposit box made of pure diamond for hardness. It is transparent to allow better visual of objects within it (Edmund Lum)

- An optic mouse combined with a decorated ball placed inside like an old-school mouse to allow any surface usage (Edmund Lum)

- DIY handphone to cut cost (Edmund Lum)

- A plastic knife - no rusting and it is lighter (Edmund Lum)

- Quick dry glue, only 0.2 sec of dry time (Edmund Lum)

- Doorless toliet for faster access (Edmund Lum)

- A pen with wider pen hole to prevent that all-time infamous ink jam (Edmund Lum)

- A 5-mm thick paper to prevent paper cut (Edmund Lum)

- Water-proof toilet paper to prevent wetting the entire roll when dropped on a wet floor, or easy breakage (Edmund Lum)

- A thermal panel powered heater (Edmund Lum)

- A faq list for patients who do not want to reply to any visitors (Edmund Lum & Glass Cookie)

- A deodorant that puts people off (Mustard seed)

- An umbrella with a wire connection (to attract lightning) that's earthed (Edmund Lum)

- An earthquake detector that sounds when there's an earthquake (Edmund Lum)

- A water sensor at the shoreline to detect an approaching tsunami (Edmund Lum)

- A energy-saving fridge that switches itself on via a smell senser specially for detecting certain rotting smells (Edmund Lum)

- A fire extinguishing bomb that creates a huge area of vacuum (sounds familiar?) so as to deprive the fire of oxygen (Edmund Lum)

- A solar powered torchlight

- A power-saving exit sign that lights up only when someone is around (Gabriel Goh)

- A self-locking door that locks itself when no one's around and unlocks itself when someone's near (Edmund Lum)

- Pencil lead harder than steel to improve on its fragility (Edmund Lum)

- A water-proof teabag to prevent breakage over long periods of soaking (Edmund Lum)

- A manual powered air conditioner (Glass Cookie)

- A water-sensitive sprinkler (Edmund Lum)

- A auto retractable roof via light and water sensors, hidden in the wall for protection (Edmund Lum)

- An anti-burglary system with the switch and sensor in the same room (Edmund Lum)

- A wooden barbecue pit (Glass Cookie and Edmund Chen)

- An acrylic oil rig and drill bit to save $$$ (Glass Cookie and Edmund Chen)

- A windows based DOS command prompt program (Glass Cookie)

- A wired handphone (Jackson Lum)


Misc
- A birthday breakfast celebration (Glass Cookie and Jackson Lum)

- A domesticated grizzily bear (Glass Cookie, inspired by Amanda Low)