OK, if you thought the previous wierd arrangement was wierd (hmmm, sounds duh, but, never mind), it has upgraded it's status of wierdness (well, the upgrade is not in the positive sense). I was asked to scout for a guitarist and a drummer for the Praise & Worship session during the wedding. So now, some conversations run through my mind as I envision the scenario when I ask someone for help:
Me: "Hi! Would you like to help me out in a (wierd - but not stated to enhance success) band or something? We need a guitarist. Someone's getting married."
Someone: "Hmmm, who is it?"
Me: "Actually, I don't know. ="
Someone: "Erm, you're playing for someone you don't know?"
Me: "Well, yes." (at this stage, the feeling of I-don't-know-how-to-explain-it-all starts to creep in, let alone the feeling of impending failure of convincing the someone I'm talking to)
[Questioning and conversation about the above 2 lines skipped]
Someone: "Oh, ok. So your teacher asked you to help her scout?"
Me: "Yup."
Someone: "Do I know her?"
Me: "Well, probably not."
Someone: "Oh, ok. Who else do I know who are there?"
Me: "Actually, I don't know anybody in the entire arrangement other than my teacher who arrowed me =\"
Someone: "..."
The interesting thing that I found out (well, I was never married in Lighthouse though I do envision that it would be Lighthouse should I be married), though, was that Lighthouse have a rule. The marriage couple could only enlist musicians (if they wanted any) from Lighthouse. External musicians are not allowed or something. Hmmm... some bad experiences with external people?
So, in short... additional wierd stuff about the upgraded situation
- My friend would be helping his/her friend (which is me), to help my teacher, to help her friend's friend in the wedding. Man... I bet friendster doesn't even have such a big number of degrees of friendship
- My friend would not know my teacher, or her friend, or her friend's friend or anyone else on earth in that arrangement other than me
- I still do not know my teacher's friend, or her friend's friend (Although I was told that they will be my friends-to-be. I guess it's a formality.)
As if the above isn't bad enough, I heard from my teacher that she bragged about me (erm, I'm nowhere near 10% of mozart's level. Hey, that's classical. Whatever) in order to reassure her that she didn't pick a lousy one. And she'll actually hear me out during the practise. ARRRRGHH!!! And also, like someone else (i think you'll know who you are when you read on)... IdislikeperformingIdislikeperformingIdislikeperformingIDISLIKEPERFORMING! This is bad =\ People should play and sing for the Lord. Not zoom in on some poor student arrowed by his teacher. Hmmm... stage fright may kick in, my hands would go cold and harden (as if the sanctuary isn't cold enough to already produce a perfect deep freeze. Man,
someone ought to fill up that suggestion form with me) and all my chord sense may be lost as my mind slowly goes blank (I noticed such traumatic experiences like the mind going blank do not occur instantaneously. It happens at a fast rate though).
Oh, oh, if anyone is interested in becoming a guitarist or drummer and if you do not mind the above wierd arrangement and on top of other considerations in my previous post about the arrangement (
http://glasscookie.blogspot.com/2006/07/wierd-arrangement.html), could you please drop me a message or something? (Hmmm, sounds like an advertisement. A bad one, to be exact.) Thanks!