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Monday, September 04, 2006

30 Questions =)

Well, I came across this while reading someone's blog, and since I'm feeling a little crappy from my monday blues (or monday exasperations), here it is:

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I look sleepy. Hey, I AM sleepy!

2. When is the next time you will have sex?
Never had. If I ever get married, I guess that'll be the time. Duh?

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
"Bore"? Hmmm... is this question indicative of the IQ/English standard of the question setter?

4. Favorite planet?
Well, it's not like I've visited any other planet other than planet Earth, so I guess it'll have to be planet Earth for now.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Can't remember, can't be bothered to check.

6. What is your favorite ringtone on your phone?
Never really bothered with setting a favourite ringtone, since it doesn't support mp3. And, refer to the above answer =)

7. What kinda shirt you have on?
A light blue bossini shirt

8. Describe yourself in one phrase.
Hmmm, there are too many things about me that can be easily described in a phrase, and as such, this question is invalid.

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Timberland

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright, although I've yet to replace the blown bulb in my room. So, relative to time, it was a bright room.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
What do I think "of" or what do I think "about"? Since the question stated "about"... Actually, I did not think about the person before me.

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
Well, my room has two beds. I sleep on my own bed, duh? If you're refering to a room where I get to choose, it'll be the one that gives me the greatest sense of security, hee.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Hmmm, crapping with Matthea?

14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile?
Kindly move your mouse pointer to the scroll bar (if required), and scroll up to the answer to question 5.

15. Where is your letter box?
Erm, outside my home? It can't possibly be in my bedroom right?

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Actually, I don't quite know. There are quite a lot of words I use often though: "you", "me", "he", "she", "it", "that", "is"... etc.

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Hmmm... the last person who told me he/she loved me, or do you mean I'm bottom of a love list?
Former: God =)
Latter: Not that I know of.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
I don't think I have a furry thing to touch. Terrapins are not furry either (hmmm, sounds out of point).

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
If laughter is the best medicine, it'll be Audrey and Matthea in the last 3 days.

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
I don't develop film. I store pictures in my computer. =) Hmmm, I'm starting to wonder if this question set is over 5 years old...

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Any age before I had homework to deal with.

22. Your worst enemy?
The devil.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
The default IBM laptop's desktop pic.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?”
That's obvious: "Bye bye!"

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
Well, I would choose $1,000,000, and get an air ticket and fly properly (why get caught and be cut up by scientists for human flight studies?) =) Who knows, I might even get a discount for being in the a*rospace industry! Idea...

26. Do you like someone?
Erm... since I'm trying not to like someone... I'm not too sure, haha.

27. The last song you listened to?
Hillsong - Your Unfailing Love

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
Erm, nope. I'll either grab him/her and run, or attack the gunner =)

29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
I'm not violent. I'm not stupid either, to get sued and all. It's a messy business.

30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
Well, that would be the charger required for this laptop. How else do I blog? =)

posted by Glass Cookie @ 5:33 PM 



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List Of My All-Time Big Stunts In M&D

30 Jul 2006 - When Silence Is Golden 2
It's funny how history repeats itself in a different form. This time, I minimised the volume of the keyboard to zero to try out a new song "I believe in miracles". And for yet (again, miraculously, ironically) another bizarre reason that I know not of, I actually turned the volume up WITHOUT knowing - and CONTINUED practising. Somehow the amplifiers were turned off by the sound guys (probably a safety measure against stuntmen like me?) until they could finally silence it no more and suddenly, out of the nowhere (oh, sorry, that would be the keyboard) came a loud note that penetrated the silence. I jerked in shock (very obviously). And yes, once again it's during the announcement time when silence is definitely golden.



04 Jun 2006 - Time and Congregation Waits For No Man
It was another faithful day in church, playing the keyboard for morning service, 9 and 11 a.m. After the 2nd service praise & worship session, it so happened that no one else could make it for the closing song. Well, since I was pretty free, I was asked to play it. So, I went down, charted out the chords, practised the piece in the tabernacle. On my way up the stairs, the first thought in my mind was: "Hey, it's so crowded. I need to get up the stairs. Now, how do I queeeeeze my way through?". The second thought in my mind was: "Hey, why is there a crowd coming down at this time? ... ... ... NOOOOOO!!!!!!" Man, time passes fast when you're practising the piano in church, and painstakingly slowly when it comes to exam pieces.



[No date] When Silence Is Golden
It was during the announcement, when pastor was giving out announcements before the offering song. Silence was observed as the pastor spoke. I retracted my hand from the score folder beyond the keyboard. For some amazing reason, my hand retraction path headed for the keys of the keyboard. And since the word 'fast' to describe the retraction rate was an understatement (for yet another reason I know not of)... you know the rest of the story.



[No Date] When Silence Is... Anything But Golden
Hmmm... once the amplifier on my side was switched off for some reason during praise & worship. And for some other reason that I know not of, I thought that the keyboard sound couldn't be heard. So, I tried pressing some keys. Didn't hear anything - drums were too loud. I proceeded to bang some keys repeatedly until... hmmm... I thought I heard something. Oh oh... ONLY my amplifier was turned off. (Note: Instrument: Brass sect 1, volume - max.)




List Of Other Small Stunts/Experiences In M&D

Fastest Fingers First
As a keyboardist, one usually comes into contact with different instruments within the same piece. It usually varies from strings, brass, violin to organ sounds. The funny thing is that sometimes, it is possible that your mind suddenly goes blank, and when the next instrument is required, I go "Oh no, what's the number combination for brass???!!! Wait wait wait wait...". And as usual, time and tide waits for no man. No. More accurately, a drummer waits for no number-fumbling keyboardist. Yea, that's the description man. Solution (ok, this is not a solution but an undesired consequence): Play a brass part with strings, or an organ part with brass, or none at all.



Cold Fingers
Usually, the atmosphere in the sanctuary is very cold to me. Sometimes, the atmosphere in the sanctuary is deep-freeze cold. Under cold or colder conditions, the fingers may or will harden and lose its dexterity. Then again, stuff could still be played, however stiff the fingers may be (with diminishing quality). Solution? Rub them while resting, or else, take off one playing hand and rub it vigorously without catching too much attention. I mean, what else can i do? I remove both hands when I need them ON they keyboard!!! Oh, I missed out that hand-clapping would be a sure kill to whatever heat you may have desperately tried to generate.



Record Breaker
Well, each week CD-RWs and envelopes used to contain the scores passed to musicians would be recycled. They are returned back to the musician's basket in the metal cabinet so that they can be used again. Of course, each time a person would return his/her envelope and CD used the previous week. Well, just somewhere in the 3rd week of June 2006 I returned a record holding of (prehaps of all-time in Lighthouse Evangelism's 16 years of establishment) of 9 envelopes with 3 missing somewhere at home. Oh well, you can't really blame me cause for the first time in my life, I saw the word "envelope" in the sms reminder about recycling. Or at least I would like to think so, about my first time noticing that word (fingers crossed).



Stubborn Pedal
Do you have any idea what it is like to have a pedal refusing to budge when moved with your feet, only to exceed its ideal position when you decide to set your adjusting strength to "brutal level". At that kind of rate, it just never gets to the position that you want it to be. Last resort: Bend down and move it with your hand just before the drummer starts his 4-beat intro to the next song.



Moving Pedal
Amazingly, although the pedal refuses to budge when you want it to, somehow it also refuses to stay in the spot when you want it to. And the more you pedal, the further it gets away from you no matter how you position your foot. And in extreme cases you may find yourself almost starting to slouch or slip from your seat, not that the keyboardist seat is any immobile than the pedal to begin with. Solution: Try to kick it back (this is the time when the above experience suddenly comes in again). Just what's with the pedal, I wonder?



Confession...
Take a look at the following score:

=)

Well, since strings sound somewhat soft, and somewhat muffled such that demisemiquavers are not to distinct, and considering it does take up time and there are 5 other pieces to go, and considering this is but 2 bars in a 100 bar piece, and considering blah blah blah... sometimes I play just a note. (OK, most of the time, happy?) Hey, I'm not the only keyboardist around guilty right? Someone tell me I'm not the only one... pleeeese....



Lame Invention List + Misc

Inventions
- Metal-coated tea bag to help with the sinking (Edmund Lum)

- Sound-powered telephone (Edmund Lum)

- Sound-powered telephone (Edmund Lum)

- Plug-in phones for plugging into a payphone to call - unable to recieve call. However, 10 cents will still be needed and you pay your monthly phone bills as usual (Edmund Lum)

- A clean dirt-free rubbish chute (Edmund Lum)

- A touchpad keyboard similar to the touchpad on a laptop, with letters on it (Edmund Lum)

- USB-portable touchpad (Edmund Lum)

- A square CD for better storage (Edmund Lum)

- Battery-powered book (Edmund Lum)

- Disposable dustbins (Edmund Lum)

- A "short circuit" switch that help save electricity when there is nobody at home (Edmund Lum)

- A white/black highlighter (Edmund Lum)

- Safety deposit box made of pure diamond for hardness. It is transparent to allow better visual of objects within it (Edmund Lum)

- An optic mouse combined with a decorated ball placed inside like an old-school mouse to allow any surface usage (Edmund Lum)

- DIY handphone to cut cost (Edmund Lum)

- A plastic knife - no rusting and it is lighter (Edmund Lum)

- Quick dry glue, only 0.2 sec of dry time (Edmund Lum)

- Doorless toliet for faster access (Edmund Lum)

- A pen with wider pen hole to prevent that all-time infamous ink jam (Edmund Lum)

- A 5-mm thick paper to prevent paper cut (Edmund Lum)

- Water-proof toilet paper to prevent wetting the entire roll when dropped on a wet floor, or easy breakage (Edmund Lum)

- A thermal panel powered heater (Edmund Lum)

- A faq list for patients who do not want to reply to any visitors (Edmund Lum & Glass Cookie)

- A deodorant that puts people off (Mustard seed)

- An umbrella with a wire connection (to attract lightning) that's earthed (Edmund Lum)

- An earthquake detector that sounds when there's an earthquake (Edmund Lum)

- A water sensor at the shoreline to detect an approaching tsunami (Edmund Lum)

- A energy-saving fridge that switches itself on via a smell senser specially for detecting certain rotting smells (Edmund Lum)

- A fire extinguishing bomb that creates a huge area of vacuum (sounds familiar?) so as to deprive the fire of oxygen (Edmund Lum)

- A solar powered torchlight

- A power-saving exit sign that lights up only when someone is around (Gabriel Goh)

- A self-locking door that locks itself when no one's around and unlocks itself when someone's near (Edmund Lum)

- Pencil lead harder than steel to improve on its fragility (Edmund Lum)

- A water-proof teabag to prevent breakage over long periods of soaking (Edmund Lum)

- A manual powered air conditioner (Glass Cookie)

- A water-sensitive sprinkler (Edmund Lum)

- A auto retractable roof via light and water sensors, hidden in the wall for protection (Edmund Lum)

- An anti-burglary system with the switch and sensor in the same room (Edmund Lum)

- A wooden barbecue pit (Glass Cookie and Edmund Chen)

- An acrylic oil rig and drill bit to save $$$ (Glass Cookie and Edmund Chen)

- A windows based DOS command prompt program (Glass Cookie)

- A wired handphone (Jackson Lum)


Misc
- A birthday breakfast celebration (Glass Cookie and Jackson Lum)

- A domesticated grizzily bear (Glass Cookie, inspired by Amanda Low)