Module Listings And A Rhyming Game

This post is a cut-and-paste of a purely crap conversation. Ignore this if you do not wish to feel "Arrgh, I've totally wasted my time reading crap. What nonsense is this?"

Well, it was one of those rare days when I crapped with a friend (Nope. There's no error with the usage of 'rare'. Although I do crap often on this blog, it's only me and the computer, and a computer is not a friend) of mine over msn (hmmm, sounded obvious. Why would I crap with people who aren't my friends. And to those who do not know me that well [and have not read my blog], I'm not crappy at all.). And somehow, the conversation started with him stating that has trouble preserving his sanity. And after these statements:

"I'M SANE I'M SANE I'M SANE I'M SANE I'M SANE"
"no la. You're [glass cookie's name]. Don't be silly." ...
"my sanity has been sucked into the engines of a Boeing 747" ...
"my sanity has drowned in a turbulent flow" ...
... ...
"at least yours had a body. Mine's a puff of smoke now after going through the engine"
... ...
"oh, so different smoke has different effects"...

The interesting thing is, we came to a point where we discussed about the funeral proceedings of 'sanity' and somehow it led to the creation of module names related to it (ie. sanity):

"I'm not sane. Where is sanity?"
"So you think you found your sanity? Think again"
"If you have found sanity, look again. It may not be yours"
"That's not sanity! Its insanity!"
"Why does sanity like going out through the window and not the door?"
"Physics of sanity - Momentum, Inertia and Reference Frames"
"Types of Window Structures that are Sanity-Permeable"
"First Aid - Emergency Resuscitation for Sanity"
"Sanity... Myth or Fact?"
"Sanity - Real or Surreal?"
"Sanity in a Globalized World"
"Sanity Explained in Mathematical Equations"
"Sanity - Are you ok? Mental health"
"Sanity - You are not ok. Mental distress"
"Sanity - What makes you think you're ok and when you're not? Mental confusion"
"Using Sanity as a Business Model"
"Sanity - can it survive in Modern Society?"
"Sanity - Organisational Behaviour With and Without it"

And it came to a point in our crapping where we went into a rhyming game:

NTU is making news all the time for all the wrong reasons. so cool
hahaha, yea man. hmmm, I wonder who's next... a professor who is not sane?
hahha
must be a jane then
hahaha
or that prof could be a bane
well at least he won't be a pain anymore
that's true, especially when a cane's nothing comparable to that bane
well, then make him grow a mane...
and walk him down the lane
to celebrate his newfound fame
even if he may be found to be lame
he'll still be a pretty crane
that is pretty tame
yup he'll live life as a grand old dame
with a big ole' cane and the whole world to blame
drowning them in shame and a pint of paint
with lots of fumes arising, making them faint
writhing on the ground in pain, shouting for rain!
and wondering if their mind is in the right frame
so that life can play its little game
and with it the miseries and troubles came
roaring like a giant plane
that is about to go up in flames
finding itself at the end of its lane
and nothing could save, even with all the brains
like all help was bound up in chains
and that all effort done was flushed down the drain
on its way to find a-drain
and ended up finding an iranian
who has a bomb planted in his cranium
containing traces of uranium
and some thallum that killed the ex russian spy
whose talent of hiding seemed errant
maybe he learnt it from a felon
whose ideas were mostly barren
like his brain had been scratched by talons
those should have been melons

Thought: This holiday is crappy-conducive whereas my previous semester was rant-conducive. As of now, I'd like to keep it as it is =)