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Saturday, September 09, 2006

I PASSED GRADE 8!!!

Well, I passed my grade 8. And as I've stated in my earlier blog entry, I'd like to thank God, and my piano teacher =)

Now, you must be wondering what my score was. Don't worry, I'm not my piano teacher, so I shall not play suspense games with anyone. Hmmm, then again, it's not like anyone is as anxious and bothered about knowing my results anyway. Arrrgh, to cut the crap, well, it was 104/150. Yes, merely passed by 4 marks. But hey, I know that I would definitely do better if not for stage-frights (Maybe it should be renamed as a music-studio-fright since there isn't a stage to begin with, but then again, maybe it should just be renamed as examiner-fright, or observer-fright. Aiya, after so much changes, I guess performance-fright's most suitable. And... IdislikeperformingIdislikeperforming... etc). Well, if you thought that stage/music studio/examiner/observer/performance-fright was an excuse for doing badly, here's the evidence:

Exam Piece A3
[blah blah blah] ... greater composure is needed here too... [blah blah blah] ... it settled ... [blah blah blah]

Exam Piece B2
[blah blah blah] ... you must maintain composure ... [blah blah blah]

Exam Piece C2
[blah blah blah] ... a little anxiety around the climax ... [blah blah blah]

Scales & Arpeggios
[blah blah blah] ... frantic opening ... [blah blah blah] ... you were somewhat anxious here, staccato tests especially need care and composure ... [blah blah blah] ... they never really settled and relaxed ... [blah blah blah]

Sight Reading
[blah blah blah] ... you found this a real challenge ... [blah blah blah] ... and it really never settled sadly.

My (ie. glass cookie) say: Well, for a sight reading piece that looked and sounded (yes, I know it should sound classical. Don't ask me how - it's too much explanation. Just take it as I just know it from the start) classical, and somehow replayed as a modern piece, wouldn't anyone find this a great feat (and hence a real challenge)?

It was so OBVIOUS that the examiner included certain words that are probably grouped together in a thesaurus. Well, just thinking of any past performance or those in time to come would easily cause me to feel the jitters already.

Additional comments of my result slip (well, this would be the saving grace of everything)
Although the playing was not always technically secure, it always had a musical feel to it and this is what got your award today

And of course, out of all these...

- The examiner would not be condemned. This saves me a confession to the Lord, and some saliva (not that I really cared about saliva though).

- An assurance from the Lord is an assurance from the Lord. Don't get confused about getting confused about assurances =)

- Still, I seriously doubt I'll ever pursue anything classical again.

- I do not see the need to go berserk and practice anything to prove anything to myself, anymore.

- The ABRSM grade 8 examinations shall no longer be a sore point in my life, ever.

Well, that marks the end of my piano grade 8 exam results.

Thought: Still, for the upcoming practices (aka performances), IdislikeperformingIdislikeperforming... etc.

posted by Glass Cookie @ 12:03 AM 



6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

dislike performing your head lah. 神经病. i'm disappointed!! why didn't you score more?? urghhh!! why don't ya retake to score distinction?? muahahaha!!

12:59 AM  
Blogger Glass Cookie said...

Well, it's super stressful to be playing for people to listen. Especially for you, haha. Later on that would be a bunch of people. Hmmm, you actually told stephanie that I was a jazz pianist? Since when was I? =\ Scary

And, there's no need to score a distinction for M&D, so, do keep me retaking as a dream, haha. =)

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i said you played pop & a little of jazz. then she labelled you as my star pupil.

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Congratulations on passing your exams!

Guess what? When I took the ABRSM Diploma exams last year, I scored 44/100. Ok, I know that looks like I have failed but nah... it was actually a pass cos the passing mark was 40. Phew! So hey, I passed by exactly 4 marks too! Haha…

And yup, like all piano practical exams, that exam was a super duper traumatic experience. I remember having a strong urge to stand up in the midst of playing my 2nd piece to tell the examiners (yup, you read “examinerS” correctly. There were 2 examiners!) that “Erm... Sorry, can I go home now to practice? Maybe, I will come back next year?” But well, obviously, I did not do that. The more rational side of me kept me glued to my seat. And yup, I am extremely grateful to that rational side. Haha.

Once again, Congrates!!! :)

- Audrey

8:45 PM  
Blogger Glass Cookie said...

Thanks Audrey =)

Ooo... scary. I thought that the theory about our experiences in M&D should encompass only M&D stuff, rather than history, haha.

5:00 PM  
Blogger Kelvin Lim said...

Quick, give yourself a pet on your back!

12:33 AM  

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List Of My All-Time Big Stunts In M&D

30 Jul 2006 - When Silence Is Golden 2
It's funny how history repeats itself in a different form. This time, I minimised the volume of the keyboard to zero to try out a new song "I believe in miracles". And for yet (again, miraculously, ironically) another bizarre reason that I know not of, I actually turned the volume up WITHOUT knowing - and CONTINUED practising. Somehow the amplifiers were turned off by the sound guys (probably a safety measure against stuntmen like me?) until they could finally silence it no more and suddenly, out of the nowhere (oh, sorry, that would be the keyboard) came a loud note that penetrated the silence. I jerked in shock (very obviously). And yes, once again it's during the announcement time when silence is definitely golden.



04 Jun 2006 - Time and Congregation Waits For No Man
It was another faithful day in church, playing the keyboard for morning service, 9 and 11 a.m. After the 2nd service praise & worship session, it so happened that no one else could make it for the closing song. Well, since I was pretty free, I was asked to play it. So, I went down, charted out the chords, practised the piece in the tabernacle. On my way up the stairs, the first thought in my mind was: "Hey, it's so crowded. I need to get up the stairs. Now, how do I queeeeeze my way through?". The second thought in my mind was: "Hey, why is there a crowd coming down at this time? ... ... ... NOOOOOO!!!!!!" Man, time passes fast when you're practising the piano in church, and painstakingly slowly when it comes to exam pieces.



[No date] When Silence Is Golden
It was during the announcement, when pastor was giving out announcements before the offering song. Silence was observed as the pastor spoke. I retracted my hand from the score folder beyond the keyboard. For some amazing reason, my hand retraction path headed for the keys of the keyboard. And since the word 'fast' to describe the retraction rate was an understatement (for yet another reason I know not of)... you know the rest of the story.



[No Date] When Silence Is... Anything But Golden
Hmmm... once the amplifier on my side was switched off for some reason during praise & worship. And for some other reason that I know not of, I thought that the keyboard sound couldn't be heard. So, I tried pressing some keys. Didn't hear anything - drums were too loud. I proceeded to bang some keys repeatedly until... hmmm... I thought I heard something. Oh oh... ONLY my amplifier was turned off. (Note: Instrument: Brass sect 1, volume - max.)




List Of Other Small Stunts/Experiences In M&D

Fastest Fingers First
As a keyboardist, one usually comes into contact with different instruments within the same piece. It usually varies from strings, brass, violin to organ sounds. The funny thing is that sometimes, it is possible that your mind suddenly goes blank, and when the next instrument is required, I go "Oh no, what's the number combination for brass???!!! Wait wait wait wait...". And as usual, time and tide waits for no man. No. More accurately, a drummer waits for no number-fumbling keyboardist. Yea, that's the description man. Solution (ok, this is not a solution but an undesired consequence): Play a brass part with strings, or an organ part with brass, or none at all.



Cold Fingers
Usually, the atmosphere in the sanctuary is very cold to me. Sometimes, the atmosphere in the sanctuary is deep-freeze cold. Under cold or colder conditions, the fingers may or will harden and lose its dexterity. Then again, stuff could still be played, however stiff the fingers may be (with diminishing quality). Solution? Rub them while resting, or else, take off one playing hand and rub it vigorously without catching too much attention. I mean, what else can i do? I remove both hands when I need them ON they keyboard!!! Oh, I missed out that hand-clapping would be a sure kill to whatever heat you may have desperately tried to generate.



Record Breaker
Well, each week CD-RWs and envelopes used to contain the scores passed to musicians would be recycled. They are returned back to the musician's basket in the metal cabinet so that they can be used again. Of course, each time a person would return his/her envelope and CD used the previous week. Well, just somewhere in the 3rd week of June 2006 I returned a record holding of (prehaps of all-time in Lighthouse Evangelism's 16 years of establishment) of 9 envelopes with 3 missing somewhere at home. Oh well, you can't really blame me cause for the first time in my life, I saw the word "envelope" in the sms reminder about recycling. Or at least I would like to think so, about my first time noticing that word (fingers crossed).



Stubborn Pedal
Do you have any idea what it is like to have a pedal refusing to budge when moved with your feet, only to exceed its ideal position when you decide to set your adjusting strength to "brutal level". At that kind of rate, it just never gets to the position that you want it to be. Last resort: Bend down and move it with your hand just before the drummer starts his 4-beat intro to the next song.



Moving Pedal
Amazingly, although the pedal refuses to budge when you want it to, somehow it also refuses to stay in the spot when you want it to. And the more you pedal, the further it gets away from you no matter how you position your foot. And in extreme cases you may find yourself almost starting to slouch or slip from your seat, not that the keyboardist seat is any immobile than the pedal to begin with. Solution: Try to kick it back (this is the time when the above experience suddenly comes in again). Just what's with the pedal, I wonder?



Confession...
Take a look at the following score:

=)

Well, since strings sound somewhat soft, and somewhat muffled such that demisemiquavers are not to distinct, and considering it does take up time and there are 5 other pieces to go, and considering this is but 2 bars in a 100 bar piece, and considering blah blah blah... sometimes I play just a note. (OK, most of the time, happy?) Hey, I'm not the only keyboardist around guilty right? Someone tell me I'm not the only one... pleeeese....



Lame Invention List + Misc

Inventions
- Metal-coated tea bag to help with the sinking (Edmund Lum)

- Sound-powered telephone (Edmund Lum)

- Sound-powered telephone (Edmund Lum)

- Plug-in phones for plugging into a payphone to call - unable to recieve call. However, 10 cents will still be needed and you pay your monthly phone bills as usual (Edmund Lum)

- A clean dirt-free rubbish chute (Edmund Lum)

- A touchpad keyboard similar to the touchpad on a laptop, with letters on it (Edmund Lum)

- USB-portable touchpad (Edmund Lum)

- A square CD for better storage (Edmund Lum)

- Battery-powered book (Edmund Lum)

- Disposable dustbins (Edmund Lum)

- A "short circuit" switch that help save electricity when there is nobody at home (Edmund Lum)

- A white/black highlighter (Edmund Lum)

- Safety deposit box made of pure diamond for hardness. It is transparent to allow better visual of objects within it (Edmund Lum)

- An optic mouse combined with a decorated ball placed inside like an old-school mouse to allow any surface usage (Edmund Lum)

- DIY handphone to cut cost (Edmund Lum)

- A plastic knife - no rusting and it is lighter (Edmund Lum)

- Quick dry glue, only 0.2 sec of dry time (Edmund Lum)

- Doorless toliet for faster access (Edmund Lum)

- A pen with wider pen hole to prevent that all-time infamous ink jam (Edmund Lum)

- A 5-mm thick paper to prevent paper cut (Edmund Lum)

- Water-proof toilet paper to prevent wetting the entire roll when dropped on a wet floor, or easy breakage (Edmund Lum)

- A thermal panel powered heater (Edmund Lum)

- A faq list for patients who do not want to reply to any visitors (Edmund Lum & Glass Cookie)

- A deodorant that puts people off (Mustard seed)

- An umbrella with a wire connection (to attract lightning) that's earthed (Edmund Lum)

- An earthquake detector that sounds when there's an earthquake (Edmund Lum)

- A water sensor at the shoreline to detect an approaching tsunami (Edmund Lum)

- A energy-saving fridge that switches itself on via a smell senser specially for detecting certain rotting smells (Edmund Lum)

- A fire extinguishing bomb that creates a huge area of vacuum (sounds familiar?) so as to deprive the fire of oxygen (Edmund Lum)

- A solar powered torchlight

- A power-saving exit sign that lights up only when someone is around (Gabriel Goh)

- A self-locking door that locks itself when no one's around and unlocks itself when someone's near (Edmund Lum)

- Pencil lead harder than steel to improve on its fragility (Edmund Lum)

- A water-proof teabag to prevent breakage over long periods of soaking (Edmund Lum)

- A manual powered air conditioner (Glass Cookie)

- A water-sensitive sprinkler (Edmund Lum)

- A auto retractable roof via light and water sensors, hidden in the wall for protection (Edmund Lum)

- An anti-burglary system with the switch and sensor in the same room (Edmund Lum)

- A wooden barbecue pit (Glass Cookie and Edmund Chen)

- An acrylic oil rig and drill bit to save $$$ (Glass Cookie and Edmund Chen)

- A windows based DOS command prompt program (Glass Cookie)

- A wired handphone (Jackson Lum)


Misc
- A birthday breakfast celebration (Glass Cookie and Jackson Lum)

- A domesticated grizzily bear (Glass Cookie, inspired by Amanda Low)