Detective Work *Updated

Arrrgh! The SASA product has come to haunt me (scroll down the tag board for the pink SASA product post)!!! And as such, I got curious and decided to do a little detective work to see who was involved with that freaky salesgirl to cause that SASA Cellnique product to tag me.

And as such, this is the information I have gathered:

IP address of the SASA product: 202.156.172.20 (Starhub Cable Vision)
This address was similar to the IP of my haunting shear stress equation: 202.156.172.238

As of today, this particular IP number belongs to a Starhub user. Based on history, the Starhub users that visit my blog are:

- Miss R
- Kelvin Lim
- Joel
- Jeraldine
- Edmund Chen *
- Unidentified Mysterious Poster

By elimination, my dear piano teacher's out of the picture since she doesn't have a habit of using caps unless she wants to emphasise on something. Also, after contacting her about it to confirm my doubts, yup, she's not the one (or so she claims). So, that leaves us with:

- Kelvin Lim
- Joel
- Jeraldine
- Edmund Chen *

Since posts by Joel, Jeraldine and Kelvin Lim both contain caps, the above elimination doesn't filter them out.

Considering that the time of the post is close to 11 p.m., the user might well be a home user. Thus, the likelihood of someone who was at a friend's place who happened to be a Starhub Cable Vision user is most likely not possible.

Considering that it does require some level of crappiness and playfulness... Kelvin Lim seemed to possess most of it, followed by Joel, then Jeraldine (who is seemingly anti-crap at times). Do note that there is a huge gap in terms of crapping abilities between Joel and Jeraldine although both names start with a 'J' and 'Joel' shares 3 identical letters with 'Jeraldine' and in a similar position in terms of order (ie. 'J' comes first for both names, followed by 'e', then 'l' in the sharing of identical letters).

On top of that, based on IP histories, there might be a possibility that Jeraldine has shifted from Starhub Cable Vision to Singnet. Moreover, it's unlikely that she was the one who posted it if Mr/Miss/Mrs (hmmm, considering that most of my friends are unmarried, and my married ex-cell leader doesn't read my blog, 'Mrs' would be out of the picture. Hey, why am I wasting time eliminating salutations? Hmmm, back to the orginal intended elimination...) Shear Stress = Pink Cellnique product, considering the shear stress post earlier on required some 'A' level (at least) or engineering knowledge. Thus, suspicion could be lowered for her.

And if the above Mr/Miss shear stress required science knowledge of some level, I guess Joel's out of the picture, which leaves us with:

- Edmund Chen *
- Kelvin Lim
- Unidentified Mysterious Poster

Hmmm... then again, the contents and style of Mr/Mrs shear stress do vary quite hugely, and as such, Joel would be back in the picture.

So, the updated list would be:
- Kelvin Lim
- Joel
- Edmund Chen *
- Unidentified Mysterious Poster

Yet again, considering the personality of Joel, it doesn't seem that he would like to pose as a pink product. So, there's a high chance he's out of the picture.

Well, since I'm at the end of my elimination methods, hey, could the above mentioned people post a comment to state that you're not the one, and hence clear your name once and for all? Remember (yes, this is a blackmail), God sees what you're typing. So, do not lie... (come to think about it, this can't be a blackmail. Rather, it's a whitemail since lying is not a good thing and advocating something good surely doesn't belong to the dark side of things, right?). And since it is a whitemail anyway, I might as well state that silence = guilty. Also, no posting under the name of 'Unidentified Mysterious Poster' is allowed... =)

Considering the crapping capabilities of the suspects, together with the recent clue of Mr Hi saying Hi and Hello, the only possibilities would be *

- Kelvin Lim
- Edmund Chen
- Unidentified Mysterious Poster

Then again, I guess as this detective work progresses over time, crappy induction would cause more people to join in to try to confuse me. Well, although the latest IP address on my tag board by Mr Hi is from Starhub Cable, more exactly it's from "Starthub Cable Vision Ltd Singapore Broadband Access Provider". So, that might well have been an attempt to make things a little messier. And as such, the list remains the same as the previous one before the update: *

- Kelvin Lim
- Joel
- Unidentified Mysterious Poster

Thought: I wonder who it really was... This is getting messy... *

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